"Songs for Sam(antha)" is finished! Here's how to get a FREE copy...

"Songs for Sam(antha): the I AM DRUMS Soundtrack" is finished and ready to rock.

It has soaked in the sun and stored up energy like the J.J. Abrams Death Star 3.0.

And now it's ready for your ears.

Did I mention it's free until the book releases if you've preordered I AM DRUMS? Well, it is. And you can. You should. You must!

Email preorderprize@mikegrossoauthor.com with proof of your I AM DRUMS book purchase. What will suffice as proof?

1) A receipt for your purchase or picture of you at a book store preordering the book.

2) A screenshot showing your online purchase.

3) A picture of you and the book store clerk drumming on a stack of David Foster Wallace novels.

4) Record yourself sending ESP signals telling the story of where you bought the book so we can test if that sort of thing even works.

5) 3 and 4 are just a joke. Or are they?

Want to hear a few tracks? Hear three full streamable songs below:

I AM DRUMS preorder links!

Hey you! Yes, you -- the one wasting time on the internet when you're supposed to be working on homework or finishing that report for your boss!

Look to the right of this post. Do you see it? Yes, the preorder links for I AM DRUMS! The CORRECT preorder links to the CORRECT edition from Clarion Books!

Yes, that's right! You can preorder your copy now from any of those outlets, and more are on the way. See the official video announcement below! Keep your eye on this page for more in the coming weeks.